Knock knock knock OCD

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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