- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

what's worse then a blowjob?

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What's two plus two? Window

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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