- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

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