Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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I have an erection My mom!

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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The Big Band Theory

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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