- Anti Joke

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"