- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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