Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Women's Rights.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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