- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

9/11

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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