Women's Rights.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Mitt Romney

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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