What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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