- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*