- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Women's rights

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

I LIKE TRAINS

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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