- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

I once did something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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