Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

kaite is dumb that is true

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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