Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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