What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Sam Hengal.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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