why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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