- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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