My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Soccer...

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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