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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Rush Limbaugh

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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