A man buys a prius

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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women's rights, lol

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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