- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

2 Penises

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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