- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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