book 'em danno

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Praise Paisley

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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