- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Knock Knock CUM IN!

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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