- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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