What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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