- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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