What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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*insert joke here*

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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whats my name? Matt

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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