- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Today is March 22.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Get on the boat.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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