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CRY

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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penis haha

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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