- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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