- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

MySpace.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

gay pom...

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

I was once a hamster.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

penis?

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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