- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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