- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Well, there's one way...

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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