- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Samraj.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Female rights.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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