- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

your moms my other ride

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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