- Anti Joke

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS