- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

make me a sandwich! what kind?

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