Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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