whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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homosexuals are gay

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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