You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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So does Blake

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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