- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is white and black and red all over.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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