- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

so... how about that airplane food

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Jellybeans

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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