Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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