- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

my shift key is broken1

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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