- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two guys walk into a bar.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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