- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

You were born.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Womens basketball

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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