- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

women's rights

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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