In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

Leave. Now.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Do you like apples? Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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