- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Please? No.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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