Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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i just pooped that is all!

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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