What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

The WNBA.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What do you call a black man? Black

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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