- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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