- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Hi what I lug you

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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