- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

I need to start studying.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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