- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

noah is a scrub jungle

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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