- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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