Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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The Female Orgasm

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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