- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

YEAH THEY DO!

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

No thank you, I don't like violence

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A women left the kitchen.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Anti Joke

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