Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Compton

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Davey Peterson.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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