What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

ded on boomer and aodddan

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

human centipede

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Asian women drivers...

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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