Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Agent 47.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Guess what? AIDS!

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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