If life gives you lemonade.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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