- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

I grunt when I poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Homosexualism is so gay man

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

mental kid

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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