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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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