Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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