- Anti Joke

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

bryden is a faggot

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.