- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Your Mother

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Black people

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Charles Manson is innocent.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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