Justin Bieber hits puberty

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

wanna here a good joke? me too.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Women's Professional _________

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Anti Joke

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