Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A Mormon walks into a bar

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

KONY 2012

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

what do gay people eat?? food

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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