- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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