Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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hard cheese

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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