what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

I have a gay camel

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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