Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

"Knock knock..." "come in"

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

roses are red violets are blue

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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