- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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