- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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