Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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pudding

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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