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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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