I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Anti Joke

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