Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Joke

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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