- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

the holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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