Cancer.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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