Once upon a time, The end.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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