There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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My love life

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What? Yes.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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#Hanging Degus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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