What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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British Dentistry

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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cancer

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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