A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Ron Paul for President!

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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