- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Roses are red.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

One time I walked into a fat kid..

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

a jew walks out of a furnace

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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