Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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