How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Womens rights

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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