The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

one morning i turned on my tv

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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