If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why? Why Not?

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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