- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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